Sheaster

Get EGG-cited, it’s time for SHEASTER 2026!

Sunday, April 5th
12pm – 5pm
The Unicorn Bar
$10 adv / $15 door

He is risen… and so are we.

Sheaster returns for another unholy afternoon of bunnies, bonnets, and bad decisions, all before sunset. Put on your Easter finest, strap on that bonnet, and try not to end up with egg on your face (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

Your favorite competitions return:
✝️ Sexy Jesus – Serve us your Sexiest Jesus and give the crowd a full res-ERECTION.

🐰 Chubby Bunny – Step up for the sacred rite of Chubby Bunny, where contestants will shove an alarming number of sugar-coated marshmallow birds into their mouths in the name of glory.

🥚 Best Easter Bonnet – Top it all off in the Easter Bonnet contest, where flowers, feathers, hot glue, and questionable construction collide.

Or forget the contests entirely, throw on an Easter lewk and just hop your hot little tail on over to the Unicorn and shake the last dusty crumbs of winter off your body on the dance floor.

With heavenly projections by B.A. Miale

Keeping the dance floor hopping:
Nath Ann & Tommi Calamari
DJ Flared Bass

Hosted by two old queens with a creamy filling:
Sis Jenner
Mizz Hunty

Brought to you by your favorite Queer Conspirators:
Cara Stewart
Kevin Muth
Andy Monk

So come dance with us! These eggs aren’t gonna lay themselves.