Paige Turner’s AS IF!! It’s the 90’s
Hey Slackers! What’s the 411? It’s time to pick up the clue phone, because PAIGE TURNER is headed back to the Hudson Valley in her all-new show: AS IF!! It’s the 90’s!
After the gnarly success of her 80’s show, Paige is turning back time to bring you the dopest hits of that righteous decade. It’ll be a hella good time as this Barbie girl busts out her Discman for an ALL-LIVE SUNG evening of mayhem and foolishness. Featuring MADONNA, BRITNEY, SPICE GIRLS—all that and a bag of chips! Totally rad costume changes, fly videos, and audience participation guaranteed! It definitely smells like teen spirit, so don’t talk to the hand—take a chill pill and grab your tickets to AS IF!! It’s the 90’s!
This show contains adult material/themes and is most appropriate for attendees 18+. It will run approximately 70 minutes with no intermission. Refreshments including snacks, popcorn, and alcohol & non-alcoholic beverages will be available for sale in the lobby and can be enjoyed in the theater.

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No refunds will be made in the event of normal winter weather. Should a Snow Emergency be issued for the Kingston Area and it becomes necessary to cancel the show, refunds will be issued.
