NYC’s own drag Showbiz Spitfire is back to make your holiday season merry + bright with an evening full of jokes, songs, and yuletide cheer.

This oversized Barbie wants a lot this Christmas and isn’t taking NO for an answer. ‘Tis the season to be greedy, so come be a misfit, get your stocking stuffed, unwrap a few presents and celebrate the true meaning of Christmas — Paige Turner style! The show features over-the-top LIVE SUNG parodies and holiday classics from Mariah Carey, Bing Crosby, and Paige’s 1st Christmas album featuring a slate of original songs.

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Doors open @ 7:30p, show begins @ 8:30p. Refreshments including alcohol, non-alcoholic drinks & concession snacks will be sold. Please no outside food or beverage.

This show will be approximately 75 minutes with no intermission. This show contains adult language and themes. All attendees must be 16+.

Thank You to Our Sponsors

A huge thank you to these community partners whose support is making this production possible. Please consider supporting the businesses that support our LGBTQ+ Community.

• Hamilton & Adams | Kingston, NY
• Hutton Brickyards | Kingston, NY
• Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Hudson Valley Properties, The Clement, Brooks & Safier Team | Kingston, NY
• Reserva Wine Bar | Beacon, NY
• The Crafted Kup | Poughkeepsie, NY
• Bad Seed Hard Cider | Highland, NY
• Third Eye Associates, Ltd | Red Hook, NY
• Herzog’s Home & Paint Centers | Multiple Locations
• June Farms | West Sand Lake, NY
• Capitol District Supply | Multiple Locations

Order Your Tickets Now

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• Save $5 on VIP & General Admission tickets using promo code HOLIGAYS
• Tickets will only be available at the door if pre-sale does not sell out. Book a ticket now to guarantee your seat!

DRAG Me to Christmas will have three performances in the Hudson Valley:

• Friday December 9, 2022 @ 8:30pm | Revel 32º (Poughkeepsie)
• Saturday December 10, 2022 @ 8:30pm | Rosendale Theatre (Rosendale)
• Sunday December 11, 2022 @ 7pm | The Linda WAMC’s Performing Arts Studio (Albany)

About the Venue

The Rosendale Theatre is a three-story, 200+ seat movie theater and performance venue. Concessions will be available during the show from their in-theater counter.

About Paige Turner

Known as the ultimate Barbie of the Drag World, “Showbiz Spitfire” Paige Turner just returned from a full season of headlining her show in Provincetown, MA.

This 2-time Glam Award winner tours throughout the country in her all-live one woman shows and is a headliner for Atlantis and Aquafest Cruises. She coined the phrase Slurp!, which is also the name of the longest running drag show in NYC. Paige was an original cast member of the reality show Shade: QUEENS OF NYC, on the Fusion Network and has been seen numerous times on WATCH WHAT HAPPENS LIVE! With Andy Cohen On Bravo. She created, produced, and hosted NYC’s live drag reality show “So You Think You Can Drag?”. Paige is based in New York City and has a summer residency in Provincetown. Keep up with her adventures @PaigeTurnerNYC on Instagram.

• “Paige Turner is the ultimate theater queen and always gets everyone to sing along.” THE NEW YORK TIMES
• “Hilarious and delectably witty!” OUT MAGAZINE
• In the same vein as the Carol Burnett Show and Pee Wee Herman!” HUFFINGTON POST
• “Paige is an excellent singer and performer with a gift for selling songs!” BROADWAY WORLD